Sometimes a Picture vomits more then a Cheese

Fin-a-fu*kin-ly!!! Spring is Fokkin HERE!!! First street sesh this year was on sunday 21th of march, it was EPIC!!!

And here is me out on the First Sunny and DRY day this year;

I'm so straight I cut people up when I give them hugz <3 SHRED for SPOCK!

Video-Interview of my Skateboard-Lessons #01

Here is a video-interview of me and one of my students, during my skateboard-Lessons that I have started. He learned four NEW tricks in ONE skate sesh (2.hours) !!! That's Super Great!!! Watch the Video here;

http://sebyen.no/

Eirik Munkejord with his winning Prices!!!

Me and Eirik Munkejord togheter.

Are YOU Interested in joining the Next Skateboard-Lesson? Join the Facebook Group "Mentzoni's Skateboard-Kurs" and keep yourself updated.

Do you want to sign up for the Next Skateboard-Lesson, then "Stop Callin'! Stop Callin'! I Don't Want to Talk Anymore! Stop Telephonin' Me!" as Lady Gaga says it's perfectly! Send me an e-mail instead;

mentzoni@shittm.com

First Day on the board since the DEATH of the EVIL Foot!!!

Yes, today will be the First Day back on my skateboard since I broke my foot on Friday the 13th of Nov. I am super excited, but also NOT looking forward to it, cause I'll bet I'll be super NOOB and my whole body will HURT like HELL. Like my two leg muscles do now, because of the intense training I've been doing lately to recover back my muscles as they used to be. F**k... I'm so nervous that It will totaly suck... I'll keep you posted!

Random but EPIC Fan Art from some teenager. THESE have helpt me in shitty times, like when I'm hurt and stuff. Thanks kids!

Anyway, if I should have a crap day on my skateboard today. I have a back up plan; sushi!!! <3 n_n

F*CK!%¤!!!"!@$§!!!

Super bummed that I couldn't join the Barca trip with the team, it BLOWS being hurt and not able to skate... Thank SATAN for these things; epic friends, my girlfriend, the Office (US), DROP DEAD packages in the mail and SUSHI!!! for making my bitter days worth living <3

If I got one wish in the world; make NIKU as Succsessfull, Big and Famous as BMTH, tour and live life the way I've wanted to live since I was a kid. Being 24 years old, still living with my Mum and being a random loser in an unknown band makes me f*ckin depressed and suicidal... >_<

Satan, Please Kill Me if My Destiny does not include Rockstardom with our band NIKU.

DROP DEAD and TATTOOS <3

These are two things I really really really want a lot of... GIEF! Here you see my constant growing DROP DEAD Clothing collection. Waiting for my wallet, NEW tight skinny fit (like, Skinny 4real!;) pants, Milkshake Drinkin Panda Tee and the v-neck Umbrella tee I bought for my girfriend n_n

Here is Mitch Lucker, AWESOME vocalist in the EPIC band SUICIDE SILENCE" . THIS is my TATTOO Goal in life, getting a full-body suit like him and Oli , fuckin awesome;

and Oli <3

Currently I'm working on getting my foot FRESH enough to get back on my board, I recently broke my foot during one of our NIKU shows. I am back on my skateboard the 9th of Jan. In the meanwhile I f*ck, chill and get more tattoos <3

Acey Slade on Facebook, Join or Choke on a Rotten Pumpkin!!!

F**K YES, the Rockstar I Adore and Am Proud to Know; Acey Motherf**king Slade is now on Facebook!!! I want EVERYONE to Join his Facebook Group RIGHT NOW, so DO IT!!!

Acey Slade and the Dark Party, AWESOME band pic!!! n_n

Go on our "Wall of Fame" here on the SHIT Web site, and See Acey rockin out with my SHIT Signature clothing and skateboard. Acey is one of the most DOWN TO EARTH persons I've ever met! He's so down to Earth, he's beyound Earth and straight DOWN TO HELL!!! He has played in AWESOME bands like the Murderdolls, Thrashlight Vision and AMEN. All of them which are one of my fav bands of all time.

Here are some of the band Acey have played in;

Acey Slade in EPIC Murderdolls <3

HERE is the Link to Acey Slade and the Dark Party on Facebook, now hit em up and ADD;

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/Thedarkparty

Last but not least, Go check out Acey Slade and the Dark Party's Music on their Official Myspace profile;

http://www.myspace.com/aceyslademusic

ROCK N' F**K!!! n_n SKATE & SCREAM - SUFFER & DREAM!!! <3

And just so it's said; Acey Slade added me and for THAT I am GODDAMN PROUD!!! Sorry Acey, I just HAD to brag about it, Bro;D Luv U, Ghoul!!!

Sk8 Contest 4 the Kids and GORE!!! as in MORE!!!

I was out skating at the Skate park by Stangeland Skole, Koparvik. Awesome curb and some funny shit to skate. The kids there always rock and they are always happy. So I Brought with me some of the new SHIT POSTERS (See News). I had a Little Skate Contest for them, the One that did the funniest and most creative trick, won a Poster.

Here You See me with some of the kids that skated and the poster in their greasy hands;

One of the judges, was this little Girl, I know here cuz her Mum used to watch me when I was a ugly little baby. So I gave this girl a poster as a gift. Too be honest, I just gave this to her, without knowing that her Mum was my babysitter b4. Random but funny! She got stoked for the poster!

Markus won the BIG SHIT Poster, for his handplant fingerflip, funny trick and the girls laughed, so It was a winner trick!

and to end this Blog off with some more pics, cuz pics are fun. Here are some photos taken backstage at the "Romeo and Julie" Theater Play that I Skate/Fight in these days, at Festiviteten Teater in Haugesund. Come See me as Aggressive Abraham!!!

Pia Haraldsen and Me.

Me with the Hello Kitty that Alma and her Brother Jostein gave me, as a Premiere Gift for "Romeo and Julie". Awesome kids! Anine on my left And 6y Solveig on my right.

Alma and Me, at the After-Party for "Romeo and Julie". Put a stick in your nose!

And THIS is how I feel inside these days...

And now, COMMENT F**KERS!!!

"I Hate Everyone." -NIKU

There's Really no point in writing this blog, cuz no one ever fu*kin reads it... But, I just felt the urge to let you all know that I Hate Everyday nowadays... I'm on the verge of losing my mind, I Despise Everyone and I feel that I am Going absolutely nowhere... Suicide never looked more tasty then tonight, yesterday, the day before that, the week before that and all those fuc*kin years behind my backstabbed BACK!!!

the Only thing keeping me Alive, is NIKU;

Suffer With Us - NIKU <3

the Celebration of 24th Nail in My Coffin!!!

Me and G, Eatin Cake You See. DEEEEEATH!!! and Coffee :)

Even the Turtle Cacadoodoo Likes Cake, "Verdens Beste" cake by My Dear Mother.

Fysak Skatepark in Bergen is IMBA!!!!

Right now, me and the Heshians from Helvette aka Bømlingen and the Andenes Bro's, are skateing the most EPIC Skate park in Norway; Fysak Skatepark in Bergen! Fu*kin wicked! We'll be takin some photos and shit in the 4 hours we're here, I'll blog that shit later. We have to leave early cuz me and Bømlingen have to go to prac at the theater, for our skate roles in "Romeo and Juliet". But we'll shred as much as we can now and come back again next week or something. Gotta do something cool with SHIT and NEFF here for the kids. Wicked park! I'm finishing my Red bull now, and going of to skate, SHRED!!!!!

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