"Where the F*CK is Mentzoni?!"

This photo really don't need an explanation. But I'll do one anyway; This is Me together with one of my Fav. Pro-Skateboarders of All time; Tony Trujillo. He's the dude that made me fall in Love with Motley Crue, in his In Bloom Transworld part. Also, the Man that Loves to be Hated; Jake Phelps, Chief Editor of the Legendary Skateboard Mag since the wheel started rollin in the Scene; THRASHER! Picture taken by Gustav Tønnesen, on our trip with SHIT to Damn-Am in Amsterdam 2008.

Thanks Phelps, for shouting out on stage; "Where the F*ck is Mentzoni?!" at the VoLCoM Afterparty, when you played with your band BAD SHIT. Really made me proud!

I Gave Tony my VISA card, cause it had a picture on the front, of the ex-vocalist Pelle from Mayhem, of him dead after he cut his wrist up with a knife and blew his brains out with a shotgun. (And the bank let me have this as my VISA card design on the front, but porn was STRICTLY forbidden! I got a picture of a topless girl denied, but this snuff picture was "OK!", hahaha;) Tony loves Norwegian Black Metal, so I gave it as my Gift to TNT. He loved it. Also Sweet HORROR Hugz to Trixie!

Fysak HESH SESH Tour Pics

Here are some photos from the Heshians on a Night ride and Day shred to Bergen trip... Consisting of me, Bømlingen, Kenneth and Thomas Andenes. Super thanks to Krueger, who let us crash his place and infect it with fart <3

This will do for now, cuz I gotta fix the sizes first through nettby.no and bla bla bla. I gotta be in bed and up again in 2 hours! Then travel 5.hours, skate at Dyreskue in Lyngdal for some hours, then go back home, 5.hours... F***!!! n_n

I'll fix the photos tomorrow, enjoy this fat motherfizzy in the meanwhile. I gotta go get some coco pops b4 I close my Coffin with 24 nails in it...

NIKU Tour - My Favourite Picture

This is without doubt my favourite picture from the Blodbad Festival, taken by the Beautiful and Lovely MILF Camilla Ellefsen. Thank you. I'll leave this blog entry with only this text and this picture, cuz It's so Beautiful and I Don't want to drown it with my words. This ones for you, Camilla. Thank you *Epic Hello Kitty Hug* n_n

picture by Camilla Ellefsen. NIKU @ Blodbad Festival.

NIKU Tour (Pt.1 of 3, if I Bother to make three of em)

NIKU just played their first gig ever. Yes, I Sing in the band NIKU. I always suck writing in first, third or second person or whatever it's called.

We played at a local called Støperiet in Tønsberg. Torgrim and the great bamd of friends and brothers in Zareptha Deformed, booked NIKU in for the Blodbad Festival, hosting 6 awesome bands. The trip over there and back was fu*ckin hell, but it was worth the trip. We felt like Rockstars and were treated like Gods by Torgrim and the Blodbad Crew.

I also got to skate on the trip, and I met some cool local skate kids. They got stoked on the last I had left of the NEFF stickers. I told you kids I would remember puttin out this photo. Thanks for the skate!

As I Said, the trip over was Hell, but at least we live in Beautiful Norway, lookin like the booklet of a Dark Throne or another epic Black Metal band;

Here are some photos from the tour, showing how we live the Rockstar life, as lowlife scumbags, so broke that we can't afford to buy a goddamn cup of coffee, hahaha.

Pt.2 of 3 coming asap!

DAMN Amsterdamn! ^^

I'm too busy doing my Twitter, and since no one bothers to comment my blog, I shorten my beast blog a massive little bit more. So here it is, the whole Amsterdam Trip with the SHIT team in 13 words, instead of a full, detailed text.

And some photos, like this;

the SHIT Team trip to Amsterdam VoLCoM DAMN-AM Contest;

1. F(n_n)K WEED!!! 2. Hotel dude Rocked 3. Gustav turned Fully-Hesh 4. Groupies 5. Hated Emo-Goth Rocker 6. Awesome Dudes and Dudestinnez; Wade, Brian S., Rob, Speaker, Ida Holmen, "Gjelle", Hans, the dude who filmed my crack-ass blunt for 2 hours straight and Dylan. 7. Red-Light District <3 8. Hotel Breakfast <3 9. the Amsterdam Dungeon 10. Chix 11. Coffee 12. Hotel Bed <3

13. Killing Myself (see no.9)

and now... pictures! See them all on my Facebook Photo Album "DAMN AMSTERDAM!!!"

WORSHIP the Devils BLACK BLOOD of DEATH!!!

Gustav Turned Total and Fully HESH!!!

the Boyz of SHIT

Kim P's Awesome Sleeping Techniceeeeee

"Mentzoni - Bringing DEATH to Amsterdam!!!" (the Speakers OWN Words for my Second run;)

I Met my Father in Amsterdam.